Thursday, August 5, 2010

Watch Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 2


Jersey Shore commandments, courtesy of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "position" Sorrentino, and our other friends at MTV

You will not be engageth in 3 directions with a kiss an ugly girl, and then cuddleth with your ex-girlfriend. (If they are beautiful, everything is fine.)
You're not looking through the phone book, your ex-boyfriend by the name of his former girlfriends.


Do not write your name ex-girl in your phone book, because it is no longer going to abomination.Thou placeth your marinated meat is dangerous to your fridge because you're asking for trouble, especially if your neighbors are often looking for pickled vegetables.Thou will not be bad says your former neighbors, because the will for your kicketh on transistor imitator. You have eternity your shirts before you'll shirt.Thou not bite your position for your shot will be falling to the floor in the very inappropriately. (But your naughty bits must be pixellated.) Do not touch your Pauly D. And if you do not touch his hair, he would not feeleth it.

We were reunited with the "Jersey Shore" crew last week to find a "Sammy" Sweetheart "Giancola and Ronnie Magro is on the outs, Snooki and Jenny" JWoww "Farley returned angry at roommate Angelina Pivarnick, Regulation and Paul" Paulie DJ D "Delvecchio on the brand and Vinny Guadagnino-still lacks the story line. We catch up with Ronnie when he returns from a drunken night, connecting with so many girls is humanly possible, and boasted that he was planning on curling up with ex-girlfriend Sammy. He does but the next morning he says he does not remember. "I had a night Shnooki", he says, "creeping hardcore." Sami asks him if he remembers himself as a jerk to her. He said no, of course. The boys said Sammy, that Ronnie was just very drunk. "To say the least," says Pauly D.

Girls without Angelina, go to the "transistor-shop" where JWoww, leafing through the racks, said: "This is a very unique styles of ...". (Somewhere a transistor looks at her fashion line and say the same thing.) JWoww trying on "bust" that defies description, as well as gravity. Snooki buys sunglasses covering, for crystals for $ 395.

Situation cook up a steak and chicken for dinner - chicken cutlets This night? - While Angelina attorneys Ronnie forget about Sammy. Regulation warns all present that marinating meat is hardly balanced in the refrigerator. Enter Snooki in its crystal glasses with a thirst for pickles, and yes, you can see where this is happening. Five second rule! "Snooki is a walking disaster" Winnie says. "It's not her fault. It just attracts drama. They appeal to the situation in a hot tub, asking what they should do. The situation can not believe that they are asking it is - dude, you do not want to admit it, but you are one of the elders of the tribes - and tells them to pick it up.
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