When he began, "Jersey" was a delightful series about the misadventures of a group of lovable morons. But not so lovable idiots over-all they do is scream and taunt and take shots at each other. They live in a show that now boring and tiring to watch. We can not really blame Angelina for decamping to Staten Island and tell the rest of the crew to eff off, despite being only three episodes left in season 2.
On the other hand, Angie, too, is pretty horrible, do not feel a great sympathy for her. You may recall that culminated last week's ep for hitting Mike in the face. The situation, meanwhile, is shocked by what Angelina has done: "Everybody knows I'm the glue of this family, and try to keep everyone together," he explains. Punched in the kiss, then, is to give an atomic wedgie grandmother, or something.
He Angelina tears, saying she crossed the line to beat him. (Please remember that the situation made no similar pronouncement after Jwoww Sammi and the epic fight, which left the kitchen full of cheap hair extensions and false nails cheaper.) Angie begins to mourn, says she never has had to deal with this drama long before, and exits stage right.
As soon as she is gone, the others begin piling figuratively above it. "It makes it herself. ... You can not put your fingers in someone. I like, just do not do," says Pauly. The real reason for it is raised, however, sexism is good, old-fashioned: "She brought home all these random people," he continues. "She's a girl! Not do that. That's a guy thing. You do that, not girls."
Angie, meanwhile, smell her friend Gina that she deserves better than this. She soon finds herself on the receiving end of aid from an unexpected source: Jenni, who tells us that as a woman, she realizes "that this girl has gone through more than any of us in this house, fights, arguments. .. and still here. So I think she earned her place here at home. "
Angie says Jwoww therefore even remember the time when Mike confronted Jenni in Atlantic City last year. Although Angelina Jenni does not appreciate such thoughts, says ominously that, honestly, "I do not care at this time."
The guys get to sing about "T-Shirt Time, the time of each gift of a new V-neck right before leaving, and it's almost charming before remembering how I hate that they all are. Samantha The Canadian model is coming, she'll be hanging out with Mike tonight. Before leaving, Mike finds that going to be sleeping even pulls out a pair of shorts to wear it while sleeping. And they say chivalry is dead.
Angelina meets Joseph and Samantha yells at a girl who is dancing with Mike, proudly calling it a "nobody." Samantha, you see, is a somebody because he is about to have sex with someone famous. Later that night, they do Smush room while the rest of the cast heard. Canadian complains so loudly that even people in Saskatchewan should know you're having a good time.
Mike, always a gentleman, he leaves his wife after the deed is done, only to discover that Angelina and Joseph have been lying in his bed. The next morning, after everyone enjoys a good egg "sangwich," in Pauly-jargon tells all about this latest slight. Jwoww, meanwhile, believes it is "troubling."
Uf, then Mike and Angelina another fight. He tells her she should have asked permission to use your bed, and she tells him to drop the subject. "Leave your big ass!" Answers. "Leave your ugly face!" He shoots again. They are like Beatrice and Benedick, except orange, illiterate and terrible.
Angelina is still screaming after the commercial break. This is when you really stop to sympathize with her: "I try to be as kind to everyone in this house," he says. Now, however, because everyone is being an idiot, she promises to her. "It will be a bitch to anyone in this house f-ing that bothers me now" in the confessional, she explains: "I am me . If you do not, then look don'tf-ing me. "
Oh, well, it Snooki! Maybe they can inject a little fun in this laborious, the acute episode. Snooks is making a list of qualities you are looking for in a man. "What I love to find a Juicehead Guido ... with my personality," he says. "It's not a cheat." I can tell that somewhere? Because I will not go back on Match.com. "We will pay to see his old profile Match.com. Any takers?
In addition to the above criteria, Snooki want someone with a "great" sense of humor who likes to pump his fist and the party. He also must enjoy pickles, "are interested in my hobbies," and be "romantical." This is music to our ears tired.
So, blah, it's back to the saga of Angelina. She passes in front of a roomful of his fellow actors to sit in your room, alone. She fears that if she leaves early, his executioners will think they won. If it is, however, everyone loses, including the audience.
When there is Angelina, Mike invites you to come to dinner and a club with them, of course, hope that it will decrease. She said that about nine times greater than it has to figure out what to do ... then drop the act vague, saying: "Because, obviously, none of you like me. So I could keep a lot of fake people do not like, or she could leave."
"So what about this? I could speak for everyone," says Mike, telling him to get the hell out of Miami. No one speaks up.
Angie less heads the cast, while she stays home to collect her things. She is planning to say goodbye forever once everyone gets home from the club. Angelina sits on the couch until a taxi containing a bunch of drunks "Shore" children and parasites arrives.
Angelina upset when he sees between them is Alex, a boy she brought home in a previous episode of the series. He is with Snooki now, which makes things worse in your mind. Snooki, however, thinks this is another case of Angelina taking its "Sloppy Seconds", despite the fact that Angie has to first Alex.
That, of course, is the perfect introduction to a new shouting match. Angelina explosions everyone but her for being fake, "and I want everyone to know that I can not stand of youse!" She screams to the heavens.
So she lunges Snooki, of course, and participate in a bizarre wrestling match everyone looks happy. There is a brief respite before the second round, after which Snooki dancing around like Muhammad Ali and mocks his rival, saying, "Hey, I'm still here! Hey, I'm still pretty, bitch!" Ronnie areas and believes that Snooki struggling with is like "beating a baby." She is so small that their arms are like "Tyrannosaurus Rex arms." Well, okay, that was pretty funny.
Angelina manages to yell at Ronnie and Sammi, her supposed friends, once more before leaving forever. Sammi, however, is too divided on Angie out: "I never once said he never liked that," he explains.
Finally, ding dong, the witch is gone. "Tell you what, though, she came out with a bang," said Vinny. Maybe so. Still, this episode only made us want to whine until "Jersey Shore" is gone forever.
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